A Goddess like Me should NEVER have to work hard ... especially in this joyous holiday season. So, I've decided to give all of My slave boys the same generous gift:
Blueballs for Christmas!
Like most gifts, this benefits the giver as well as the receiver. You LOVE it when I remind you how rich I am ... and how much I have it over you. So when you buy this Christmas Mp3, you'll make ME richer, while making your cock feel better and better.
Buy this Mp3 NOW, and get into the Christmas spirit ... and, um, Merry Christmas, slave, from your Mistress Alexandra.`