Oh Joe. Do you really want me to answer these questions? Do you really want to know why I'm no longer with you? Okay. Well, I guess there’s no reason to hold back now and I can be completely honest with you. And I guess, in a way, I’m doing you a favor. By answering your questions, I’ll save you from further embarrassment, and hopefully, women won’t have to waste their time with you. And Joe? I hope you’re sitting down when you read this because I’m going to tell you all the reasons Eric leaves