You've had lots of fun being My slave ... and now, let's see how loyal you really are. As a Goddess, I deserve to go away to enjoy some of the world's finest things. You, meanwhile, must stay devoted to Me. So while I'm gone, I require a TOTAL SACRIFICE -- no jerking while I'm gone. But today, you'll have one last chance to jerk in My honor. So buy this 15-minute treat, and enjoy!