"Oh, how the mighty fall." You know how Women turn celebrities into mush -- torturing, threatening, and bribing them out of their massive fortunes. Tonight, it's MY turn! Arthur P. Bridgewater III is by far the richest business tycoon I've ever met. I was his date at a snooty party, where he bragged about his excess. But I knew better. And after the party ended, I quietly broke into his quarters and made him a sex-pained slave to his own gold -- to which I helped MYSELF, mmmm. How sneaky am I? I'll tell you when you buy this amazing story, The Cat Burglar!